Sorry, Kurt, but there will not be much success bypassing Edgar. For how dumb of an AI he may seem to be, his programming is pretty tightly protected. Plus, if Edgar wasn't annoying enough to talk to, his interface somehow exceeds that. The console keeps switching languages, activating the screensaver, flashing different colors, and an annoying animation pops up periodically.

Oh, I suggest that you don't try to modify the computer's programming. The company has IT personnel for that. You wouldn't want to accidentally shut off life support when poking around!

Spoken like an AI that's watched it happen.